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Holy Shit. I’m 28.
I’d like to start by saying that I do not feel old. When you’re 18 or 19, 28 seems fucking ancient. Then you arrive at 28 and realize you...
Apr 2, 20242 min read
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Having man boobs taught me this about business and life.
I was kind of a doughy kid. I distinctly remember not wanting to take my shirt off and when I did have to take my shirt off I would suck...
Mar 31, 20243 min read
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30'000 Organic Followers In 4 Months
I slept like shit last night. I’ve had a busy day, and I’ve been staring at a screen for far too long. I had to negotiate with myself...
Mar 27, 20242 min read
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