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SPRINKLES ARE FOR WINNERS


Holy Shit. I’m 28.
I’d like to start by saying that I do not feel old. When you’re 18 or 19, 28 seems fucking ancient. Then you arrive at 28 and realize you...
Apr 2, 20242 min read


Having man boobs taught me this about business and life.
I was kind of a doughy kid. I distinctly remember not wanting to take my shirt off and when I did have to take my shirt off I would suck...
Mar 31, 20243 min read


30'000 Organic Followers In 4 Months
I slept like shit last night. I’ve had a busy day, and I’ve been staring at a screen for far too long. I had to negotiate with myself...
Mar 27, 20242 min read
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