I watch people waste so much fucking energy on bullshit, so I'm writing this as a prayer to your energy, follow these simple 3 truths and watch your life improve.
STOP BEING SO OFFENDED
Holy fuck why is everyone so offended? You make a joke and some fuck face is in your DMs sending you novels about shit you never said. I used to get mad at these people ... now I just feel bad for them. I can't imagine getting that pissed off about everything. When I'm truly mad it consumes me. I can get lost in the emotion and it's not good for me or my future self. Thankfully I don't get mad often. I focus on my shit and I don't let people offend me. No one is living rent free in my fucking head - I got shit to do.
STOP LOOKING AT EVERYONE ELSE
I have no idea what people are doing. Seriously, outside of my close friends and family I have no fucking clue what anyone is doing. I couldn't give a fuck that Mike is in the Bahamas or that Tina was courtside at the Raptors game. Good for them - I just don't give a fuck. I'm working on my shit and me giving any attention or focus to anyone else isn't a good investment for me. If your creeping your ex or getting pissy cause your friend from high school is always on vacation I have 5 words for you - grow the fuck up. This is my life and frankly anyone else's shit is irrelevant.
STOP GETTING MAD ABOUT SHIT OUTSIDE OF YOUR CONTROL
I don't know if you've heard but the world is fucked. It's easy to get mad and get caught up in the emotion. Walking around pissed the fuck off, spewing some facts on these fucking dumbasses, screaming on the phone with your buddies, it feels good. Unfortunately, it doesn't move the needle. Action over emotion always. Step out of the emotion and find a way to make an impact. Action is always the antidote. Sprinkles Are For Winners.